Name: If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List Funny Raccoon Unisex T-Shirt
Brand: tshirtwithgraphic
Price: 130.63 DKK
Availability: InStock

Dark humor clothing for adults who embrace their inner chaos and aren’t afraid to offend. This sarcastic piece is designed for people who are too tired for nonsense, too sharp for fake smiles, and way too funny to keep it clean. If you’ve ever been described as “a little much,” “a walking red flag,” or “hilariously unfiltered,” you’re in the right place. It’s perfect for introverts who’ve reached their social limit, extroverts with a wicked sense of humor, and anyone who prefers honesty over politeness.

Whether you’re a fan of savage memes, toxic humor, or brutally real quotes that scare your coworkers, this piece was made to match your vibe. Makes an ideal gift for your sarcastic best friend, your partner in pettiness, or that one family member who tells it like it is—usually with a side of wildly inappropriate jokes. Great for birthdays, holidays, or wearing to a party where you want to make a statement without saying a word. This is not for the faint of heart—but if you're reading this, you probably already knew that.

Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
Regular fit
Unisex sizing

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Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.