If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List Opossum Unisex T-Shirt
#trending Looking for funny sarcastic apparel for adults who are done pretending to like people? This is the perfect edgy humor piece for introverts, meme lovers, and socially exhausted individuals who thrive on dark jokes and brutally honest commentary. It’s made for people who can’t stand small talk, cringe at forced smiles, and live in a world of savage one-liners, ironic observations, and borderline inappropriate thoughts. Whether you're the kind of person who laughs at your own mental breakdowns or simply someone with a twisted sense of humor, this design speaks your language.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: tshirtwithgraphic
- Email: contact@support.shop.tshirtwithgraphic.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List Opossum Unisex T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|