IF I Ever GET Rabies, You're HIGH ON My BITIN' List Funny Humor Unisex T-Shirt

¥3,614 JPY

#trending For those with unapologetic personalities, savage wit, and a dark twist on life’s everyday moments, this piece of sarcastic humor fashion is a must. Designed for people who say what others are afraid to think, this edgy statement is perfect for adults who have given up on people but not on humor. Whether your vibe is "emotionally unavailable with a great meme collection" or "mentally checked out but still hilarious," this style fits right in.

Perfect for wearing anywhere people might annoy you—work, social gatherings, awkward dinners—and great for gifting to your friends who live on sarcasm, chaos, and dry jokes. It’s like a meme you can wear, custom-made for introverts with a short fuse, extroverts with a sharp tongue, and everyone in between who’s just trying to laugh through the madness. Nothing about this is subtle, and that’s exactly the point.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.