Name: Funny If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List Unisex T-Shirt
Brand: tshirtwithgraphic
Price: 37.89 NZD
Availability: InStock

Looking for the ultimate statement for people who are a little dead inside, very online, and just trying to survive the social apocalypse with a sense of humor? This is for adults who are into brutally honest fashion, savage quotes, and meme-worthy phrases that say what everyone else is thinking. If your social battery is always on 1%, your humor is a little unhinged, and you find most people exhausting, this design speaks your truth.

Ideal for fans of edgy internet culture, alternative fashion, and statement quotes that trigger either laughter or confusion. Whether you’re at a party you regret attending, doomscrolling on your couch, or sending memes instead of emotional responses, this lets your energy do the talking. Gift it to the friend who sends unfiltered texts, thrives on chaos, and has been described as both “too much” and “the funniest person in the room.” This isn’t for the basic crowd—it’s for those who live on the edge of humor and honesty.

Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
Regular fit
Unisex sizing

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Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.