If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List Unisex T-Shirt

$18.99

#trending Unapologetically bold sarcastic humor apparel for adults who embrace edgy jokes and dark wit. Perfect for introverts, anti-social personalities, and anyone with a biting sense of humor. This savage quote graphic is ideal for those who love weird, offensive novelty gifts that speak their mind. Great for meme lovers, social rebels, and people who proudly wear their attitude. A hilarious conversation starter for parties, casual hangouts, or just avoiding small talk. Makes a unique gift for friends who thrive on twisted jokes, ironic vibes, and zero-filter expressions. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just because your inner circle knows you’re not the hugging type.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.