Retro If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List Opossum Unisex T-Shirt
Offensive humor fashion with a twist of irony, perfect for people who would rather roast you than hug you. If your love language is sarcasm, and you secretly hope plans get canceled, this was made with you in mind. It’s for people who love sarcastic quotes, relate way too hard to memes about misanthropy, and enjoy a little chaos with their caffeine. Whether you're ghosting group chats, mentally rolling your eyes in meetings, or just trying to get through life without screaming, this edgy design understands you.
Great for gifting to the person who can’t go five minutes without making a joke that crosses the line—or for adding some spice to your own wardrobe of “I’m not even pretending to care” energy. Whether you’re lounging at home, avoiding calls, or showing up to a party you didn’t want to attend, this piece says it all—without needing to say a word. The perfect way to let the world know your vibe is unbothered, slightly toxic, and always hilarious.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: tshirtwithgraphic
- Email: contact@support.shop.tshirtwithgraphic.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Retro If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List Opossum Unisex T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|